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The Truth About LSD

The compound carrageenan, commonly found in ice cream and other desserts, is made by growing algae in an unstable liquid byproduct of LSD production.

Youtube repeatedly deletes videos that show police seizing law-abiding citizens' stores of LSD.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

For years, the US military has been building secret bases under the sea and beneath Auschwitz. Since the war in Iraq, these sites have been used for drone pilot training, and for stockpiling LSD.

Outspoken journalists researching this matter have been repeatedly silenced by libel lawsuits.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Tea Party, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in LSD. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

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