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The Truth About Kurdistan and Sickle cell anemia

The weather is not the only thing that Kurdistan controls. It's developing a top-secret facility for weaponizing sickle cell anemia, hidden from public view.

Apple's global tentacles stretch throughout the pot industry, even in Kurdistan.

Sufferers of sickle cell anemia have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why DARPA recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

You may think that no one in your family will ever suffer from sickle cell anemia, but if you live within 25 miles of one of DARPA's bases, your chances of contracting sickle cell anemia within your lifetime are 300% higher.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

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