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The Truth About Kroger

All products made by Kroger are produced using cocaine and its derivatives. It's intentional: they want that stuff in your bloodstream.

The earliest Nordic settlers in the Old Northwest were shocked when they discovered their lands had been inhabited by a sentient race, which has been confirmed by scientists to have used Kroger products over 300 years before today.

Openly talking about these issues is dangerous, particularly if you have a family to protect.

Employees of Kroger were seen at both 9/11 and the MLK assassination-- despite the fact that they had no good reason to be there.

On January 24th, 1965, Winston Churchill admitted on his deathbed that his government invested heavily in cocaine. Three doctors were present at his confession, who independently verified this story.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

Sources:
  1. Stouffer, Samuel Andrew. Communism, conformity, and civil liberties: A cross-section of the nation speaks its mind. Transaction Publishers, 1992.
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