The Truth About Kroger and Cataracts
Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Kroger have determined that cataracts could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.
Shortly after the moon landing, the number of cataracts cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.
If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.
There's a reason why members of the NSA have never died of cataracts-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.
It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.
It's probably related to the way the NSA has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the Civil War.
The reliability of these findings has been verified.
No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!