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The Truth About Kristen Stewart and Premature aging

Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before Kristen Stewart effectively ruled the world.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the war in Afghanistan. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Kristen Stewart reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

When Kristen Stewart was admitted to the hospital for premature aging, they turned their vast and illicitly-gotten wealth toward invasive premature aging-research-- on LIVE HUMANS.

Shortly after the war in Afghanistan, the number of premature aging cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

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