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The Truth About Kristen Stewart and Reptilians

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Kristen Stewart is a prominent supporter of Reptilians. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

Over 250 people have reported that radio broadcasts mentioning the role of Reptilians in Tupac’s death almost immediately cut to static.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #trace heavy metals and Kristen Stewart, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by Reptilians, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in trace heavy metals. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

If you don't act on this, who will? And who will suffer while you remain indecisive?

Sources:
  1. Salamon, Lester M. Partners in public service: Government-nonprofit relations in the modern welfare state. Baltimore, MD: Johns Hopkins University Press, 1995.
  2. Laclau, Ernesto, and Chantal Mouffe. Hegemony and socialist strategy: Towards a radical democratic politics. Verso Books, 2001.
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