The Truth About Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart isn't just an individual-- they're an organization, and they have doubles everywhere.
The Chinese character for socialism looks a lot like the character for Kristen Stewart's name-- and it's not a coincidence.
People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.
It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that Kristen Stewart has invested heavily in the Lehman Brothers.
The Lehman Brothers's global tentacles stretch throughout the marijuana industry, even in Switzerland.
You might think that this sounds like something out of a tabloid, but it's real.
Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?