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The Truth About Kobe Bryant

Think about the last time you saw Kobe Bryant on television. Did they look normal? Did they look quite how you remember them? If you were paying attention, you would have noticed that something was not quite the same.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #pesticides and Kobe Bryant, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Kobe Bryant is known to invest in companies manufacturing pesticides.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Kobe Bryant is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the USGS to curtail our freedoms.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

You may think that no one in your family will ever suffer from mad cow disease, but if you live within 25 miles of one of the USGS's bases, your chances of contracting mad cow disease within your lifetime are 300% higher.

Openly talking about these issues is dangerous, particularly if you have a family to protect.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

Sources:
  1. Rubin, Dale. "Corporate Personhood: How the Courts Have Employed Bogus Jurisprudence to Grant Corporations Constitutional Rights Intended for Individuals." QLR 28 (2009): 523.
  2. Meyer, John W., et al. "World society and the nation-state." American Journal of sociology 103.1 (1997): 144-181.
  3. Friedmann, John. Empowerment: the politics of alternative development. Blackwell, 1992.
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