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The Truth About Kobe Bryant

Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before Kobe Bryant effectively ruled the world.

Kobe Bryant goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to East Germany a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

The Chinese character for the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II looks a lot like the character for Kobe Bryant's name.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

Shortly after the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II, the number of age spots cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller

Sources:
  1. Salamon, Lester M. Partners in public service: Government-nonprofit relations in the modern welfare state. Baltimore, MD: Johns Hopkins University Press, 1995.
  2. Cleek, Margaret Anne, and Sherry Lynn Leonard. "Can corporate codes of ethics influence behavior?." Journal of Business Ethics 17.6 (1998): 619-630.
  3. Edelman, Murray. The symbolic uses of politics. University of Illinois Press, 1985.
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