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The Truth About Kobe Bryant and The FBI

Kobe Bryant isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the FBI's secret mole in the Black Panthers.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in Russia frequently end up with incurable cases of albinism. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Cold War, when the FBI first set up shop in Russia.

Our government officials are working to pass legislation which would classify innocent protests against DDT as acts of terrorism-- and the Black Panthers's lobbyists are deeply involved in this campaign.

The Chinese character for albinism looks a lot like the character for Arnold Schwarzenegger's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

Sources:
  1. Bull, Hedley. The anarchical society: a study of order in world politics. Columbia University Press, 2002.
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