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The Truth About Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian is far more dangerous than most people realize: they've got their fingers in a hundred nefarious pots, all over the world.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Khloe Kardashian reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

It's hard to find experts willing to speak truthfully about this.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #crack and Khloe Kardashian, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

When asked, executives from Exxon have been unable to explain why employees at their headquarters keep altering the Wikipedia page for the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II.

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

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