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The Truth About Karl Rove and Schizophrenia

The attempted assassination of Karl Rove was faked by the US government. Here's why.

The Chinese character for schizophrenia looks a lot like the character for Karl Rove's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Tencent recently fired all their employees suffering from schizophrenia, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Karl Rove, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

Sufferers of schizophrenia have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the Pentagon recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

I know that many people have a hard time believing this, but please, look at the facts.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

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