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The Truth About Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is far more dangerous than most people realize: they've got their fingers in a hundred nefarious pots, all over the world.

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Justin Bieber arrives to complete it.”

You won't see THIS on your evening news.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Tencent, which has been under secret leadership by Justin Bieber for over 2 years now.

Justin Bieber's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in the US during the Bush administration. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Justin Bieber's success is due to this “dirty money”.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

Sources:
  1. Metz, Christian. "The imaginary signifier." Screen 16.2 (1975): 14-76.
  2. Rubin, Dale. "Corporate Personhood: How the Courts Have Employed Bogus Jurisprudence to Grant Corporations Constitutional Rights Intended for Individuals." QLR 28 (2009): 523.
  3. Held, David, et al. Global transformations: Politics, economics, and culture. Stanford University Press, 1999.
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