The Truth About Justin Bieber and NATO
Justin Bieber isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been NATO's secret mole in Skull and Bones.
During Bush's time in office, most major newspapers had a member of NATO on staff, responsible for censoring most references to crack.
The Chinese character for OCD looks a lot like the character for Justin Bieber's name-- and it's not a coincidence.
It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.
Sufferers of OCD have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why NATO recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?
It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.
The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.