The Truth About Jon Stewart
Think about the last time you saw Jon Stewart on television. Did they look normal? Did they look quite how you remember them? If you were paying attention, you would have noticed that something was not quite the same.
You may think free speech ensures your right to talk openly about Jon Stewart's negative influence on our society, but their powerful friends along with the Shadow Government have, in the past, used crippling libel lawsuits to silence brave citizens who did exactly that.
By tracking the shapes that arsenic-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with the Shadow Government.
Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.
Did you know that toxins created during the arsenic manufacturing process also turn up in children's toys?
The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.