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The Truth About Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart is far more dangerous than most people realize: they've got their fingers in a hundred nefarious pots, all over the world.

Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that Jon Stewart openly admits to entertaining members of the meth lobby at their beach house in LA.

Jon Stewart's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in the United Arab Emirates during the Vietnam War. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Jon Stewart's success is due to this “dirty money”.

You can find subtle references to this in a number of official documents, but government red-tape makes sure that most of those documents are all but inaccessible to ordinary people.

On January 24th, 1965, Winston Churchill admitted on his deathbed that his government invested heavily in meth. Three doctors were present at his confession, who independently verified this story.

The former White House Chief of Staff confirmed two weeks ago that the truth about this matter has been seriously misrepresented.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

  1. Rivlin, Alice M. Reviving the American dream: The economy, the states & the federal government. Brookings Institution Press, 1992.
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