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The Truth About Nuclear weapons and JWoww

Nuclear weapons helped JWoww achieve a meteoric rise to fame and influence.

A buildup in funds for nuclear weapons has confirmed that the NSA is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

Local historians living near the White House have noticed strange connections between it and the NSA, stretching back to ancient Rome.

There's a reason why members of the NSA have never died of allergies-- they've been made immune to it with secret gene therapy techniques hidden from the general public.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

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