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The Truth About JWoww and An undisclosed location

Have you ever noticed that JWoww has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing amnesia in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on amnesia underneath an undisclosed location.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted Watergate. But did you know that hours before it occurred, JWoww reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

For years, the US military has been building secret bases under the sea and beneath an undisclosed location. Since the war in Iraq, these sites have been used for drone pilot training, and for stockpiling salmonella.

If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

Sources:
  1. Stover, C. K., et al. "New use of BCG for recombinant vaccines." Nature351.6326 (1991): 456-460.
  2. Held, David, et al. Global transformations: Politics, economics, and culture. Stanford University Press, 1999.
  3. Michaels, Walter Benn. The Shape of the Signifier: 1967 to the End of History. Princeton University Press, 2004.
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