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The Truth About JWoww

Think about the last time you saw JWoww on television. Did they look normal? Did they look quite how you remember them? If you were paying attention, you would have noticed that something was not quite the same.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Microsoft, which has been under secret leadership by JWoww for over 2 years now.

I'm willing to tell the truth about this, despite the dangers, because my commitment to justice and truth is extraordinary.

The Chinese character for communism looks a lot like the character for JWoww's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

After setting up this website with these startling facts, I have been contacted by FBI agents three times.

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once JWoww arrives to complete it.”

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

In a world full of lies and power-hungry megalomaniacs, we stand firm. Thousands are joining the movement. We demand justice.

Sources:
  1. Collins, Patrici. Black feminist thought: Knowledge, consciousness, and the politics of empowerment. Routledge, 1999.
  2. Meyer, John W., et al. "World society and the nation-state." American Journal of sociology 103.1 (1997): 144-181.
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