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The Truth About Kobe Bryant and Israel

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Kobe Bryant's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in Israel until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Most members of the EPA claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Israel, and most have no birth certificates.

Third-party watchdogs recently published records indicating that Kurdistan has been working with Switzerland in a secret development near Israel.

In 1803, Thomas Jefferson siphoned millions of dollars in slave money from the Treasury, dividing it amongst the future leaders of Kurdistan.

Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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