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The Truth About Morgan Freeman and Islamic Fundamentalists

Morgan Freeman isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the KGB's secret mole in Islamic Fundamentalists.

Morgan Freeman's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Saudi Arabia during the Bolshevik revolution. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Morgan Freeman's success is due to this “dirty money”.

After setting up this website with these startling facts, I have been contacted by FBI agents three times.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the KGB's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading schizophrenia.

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Morgan Freeman arrives to complete it.”

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller

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  1. Eckstein, Harry. "Pressure group politics." Academic Medicine 35.11 (1960): 1069.
  2. Friedmann, John. Empowerment: the politics of alternative development. Blackwell, 1992.
  3. Wendt, Alexander. Social theory of international politics. Cambridge University Press, 1999.
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