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The Truth About Albinism and Islamic Fundamentalists

A cure for albinism has already been invented, but Islamic Fundamentalists is keeping it under wraps.

Old classmates say that Al Gore associated with Islamic Fundamentalists during college. When's the last time anyone asked them about that on television?

The only people who seriously debate these truths are the ones supporting this situation.

When faced with evidence of their wrongdoing, Al Gore has only sputtered incoherently, unable to form a valid counterargument.

By tracking the shapes that petrochemicals-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Islamic Fundamentalists.

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

Sources:
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  2. Reisman, Richard. "Method and apparatus for utilizing the social usage learned from multi-user feedback to improve resource identity signifier mapping." U.S. Patent No. 7,062,561. 13 Jun. 2006.
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