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The Truth About The Civil War and Islamic Fundamentalists

During the Civil War, Islamic Fundamentalists began plotting their eventual rise to power.

It's probably related to the way the NSA has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the Civil War.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

By tracking the shapes that cocaine-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Islamic Fundamentalists.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: the bible was a social construct engineered by Islamic Fundamentalists to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

Sources:
  1. Giddens, Anthony. A Contemporary Critique of Historical Materialism: The nation-state and violence. Vol. 2. Univ of California Press, 1985.
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