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The Truth About Islam

Scientists claim that they don't fully understand the ways the media's casual treatment of Islam effects the minds of growing children-- but they do. Those negative effects, you see, are all part of the plan.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: Islam was a social construct engineered by Communists to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

By tracking the shapes that petrochemicals-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Communists.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

The Feds have a list of everyone who's attended a Islam convention in the past 20 years-- and they're planning on using it.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

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