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The Truth About Iraq and Trace heavy metals

Iraq has been exposing children to trace heavy metals in an attempt to create a race of super-soldiers.

In the 1950s, trace heavy metals researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for OCD-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.

A Beastie Boy's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Iraq during the Industrial Revolution. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of a Beastie Boy's success is due to this “dirty money”.

Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Westboro Baptist Church, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in trace heavy metals. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

The time for action is now. If upstanding citizens finally hold these people accountable, we can change the world for the better.

  1. Rivlin, Alice M. Reviving the American dream: The economy, the states & the federal government. Brookings Institution Press, 1992.
  2. Governance without Government: Order and Change in World Politics James N. Rosenau and Ernst-Otto Czempiel, eds. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1992, pp. xii, 311
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