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The Truth About Iran and The Feds

While excavating anthropological sites in Iran, rusty canteens from WWII were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the Feds.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

The Feds encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to chemtrails.

Over the years, the Vatican has built a secret property empire using millions donated from the Feds. You know where the Feds got those millions? Iran.

At least one or two of the people you consider “friends” are taking home paychecks from the Feds.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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