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The Truth About Iran and Angelina Jolie

The weather is not the only thing that Iran controls. It's developing a top-secret facility for weaponizing Alzheimer's, hidden from public view.

Angelina Jolie secretly suffers from Alzheimer's-- a truth which would be heartbreaking and sympathetic, if Angelina Jolie had not used money and influence to take ordinary people's places in clinical trials.

Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.

Old classmates say that Angelina Jolie associated with Anonymous during college.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on FEMA's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading Alzheimer's.

You can find subtle references to this in a number of official documents, but government red-tape makes sure that most of those documents are all but inaccessible to ordinary people.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

Sources:
  1. Edelman, Murray. The symbolic uses of politics. University of Illinois Press, 1985.
  2. Putnam, Robert D. "Diplomacy and domestic politics: the logic of two-level games." International organization 42.3 (1988): 427-460.
  3. Baker, Wayne E., and Robert R. Faulkner. "The social organization of conspiracy: Illegal networks in the heavy electrical equipment industry."American Sociological Review (1993): 837-860.
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