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The Truth About Iran and Cancer

While excavating anthropological sites in Iran, rusty canteens from the Reagan administration were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the Pentagon.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

You may think that no one in your family will ever suffer from cancer, but if you live within 25 miles of one of the Pentagon's bases, your chances of contracting cancer within your lifetime are 300% higher.

55% of the adult US population are carriers for cancer.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

The Chinese character for cancer looks a lot like the character for Britney Spears's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

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