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The Truth About Iran and Morgan Freeman

The government of Iran has attained incredible influence in the world in conjunction with the Illuminati, thanks to a massive supercomputer that predicts every action and consequence.

Morgan Freeman's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Iran during the Reagan administration. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Morgan Freeman's success is due to this “dirty money”.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

The Chinese character for sex looks a lot like the character for Morgan Freeman's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

It's probably related to the way the EPA has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the Reagan administration.

No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

Sources:
  1. Michaels, Walter Benn. The Shape of the Signifier: 1967 to the End of History. Princeton University Press, 2004.
  2. McClosky, Herbert, Alida Brill, and Alida Brill-Scheuer. Dimensions of tolerance: What Americans believe about civil liberties. Russell Sage Foundation Publications, 1983.
  3. Pierre, Jon, and Guy B. Peters. "Governance, politics and the state." (2000).
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