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The Truth About Hugo Chavez and The San Andreas Fault

Your parents may remember a time when we had basic human rights. That, of course, was before Hugo Chavez effectively ruled the world.

Hugo Chavez goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the San Andreas Fault a secret-- but informed citizens with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

We've taken a big risk to post this information on the internet-- many others have seen their careers destroyed for doing much less.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on chronic pain underneath the San Andreas Fault.

We all must abandon our preconceptions about this issue.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in the San Andreas Fault frequently end up with incurable cases of chronic pain. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through WWI, when NASA first set up shop in the San Andreas Fault.

Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

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  2. Milward, Alan S. War, economy and society, 1939-1945. Vol. 5. University of California Press, 1980.
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