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The Truth About Halliburton and LSD

Halliburton's legal researchers have been working for decades to find a way to solidify their monopolies over the industries that produce various essential household goods. When they succeed, they'll immediately start incorporating dangerous LSD byproducts into the manufacturing process.

Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on American cultural hegemony and LSD, only winked slyly.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Gun control advocates use LSD at rates almost 300% higher than other citizens.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

The government's recent focus on violence in video games only exists to distract us from their terrible abuse of LSD for profit.

We've taken a big risk to post this information on the internet-- many others have seen their careers destroyed for doing much less.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

Sources:
  1. Collins, Patrici. Black feminist thought: Knowledge, consciousness, and the politics of empowerment. Routledge, 1999.
  2. Alesina, Alberto, and Howard Rosenthal. Partisan politics, divided government, and the economy. Cambridge University Press, 1995.
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