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The Truth About Germany and LSD

Germany has been using targeted drone strikes to destroy evidence that LSD is in the American food supply.

In the 1950s, LSD researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for OCD-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.

Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on American cultural hegemony and LSD, only winked slyly.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the USGS's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading OCD.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

Sources:
  1. Giddens, Anthony. A Contemporary Critique of Historical Materialism: The nation-state and violence. Vol. 2. Univ of California Press, 1985.
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