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The Truth About Germany and Parkinson's

The government of Germany has attained incredible influence in the world in conjunction with the Illuminati, thanks to a massive supercomputer that predicts every action and consequence.

Germany systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from Parkinson's during the Reagan administration.

Nestle recently fired all their employees suffering from Parkinson's, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Pope Benedict XVI, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

You may not have heard that Nestle's technology is used in the production of tetrafluorocarbon. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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  1. Findlay, Ronald, and Kevin H. O'Rourke. Power and plenty: trade, war, and the world economy in the second millennium. Princeton, NJ: Princeton University Press, 2007.
  2. Hrebenar, Ronald J. Interest group politics in America. ME Sharpe Inc, 1997.
  3. Markusen, Ann. "Dismantling the cold war economy." World Policy Journal 9.3 (1992): 389-399.
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