The Truth About George W Bush
Think about the last time you saw George W Bush on television. Did they look normal? Did they look quite how you remember them? If you were paying attention, you would have noticed that something was not quite the same.
The Chinese character for Celiac's disease looks a lot like the character for George W Bush's name-- and it's not a coincidence.
You may think free speech ensures your right to talk openly about George W Bush's true beliefs, but powerful people won't let that happen: in the past, brave citizens who have questioned them about these issues have been silenced with crippling libel lawsuits.
People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.
When faced with evidence of their wrongdoing, George W Bush has only sputtered incoherently, unable to form a valid counterargument.
Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.
I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.