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The Truth About GMOs and Justin Bieber

If we don't stop GMOs from entering our households, mad cow disease rates will increase exponentially in the next ten years.

Apple's global tentacles stretch throughout the GMOs industry, even in Somalia.

There are multiple documentaries that tell the truth about this subject, but major broadcasters and retailers have refused to distribute them.

Justin Bieber secretly suffers from mad cow disease-- a truth which would be heartbreaking and sympathetic, if Justin Bieber had not used money and influence to take ordinary people's places in clinical trials.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Justin Bieber-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to NASA was exposed.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

The truth is out there. Find it.

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