The Truth About France and GMOs
France has been exposing children to GMOs in an attempt to create a race of super-soldiers.
You may not have heard that Adobe's technology is used in the production of GMOs. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.
These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.
Gun control advocates use GMOs at rates almost 300% higher than other citizens.
We've taken a big risk to post this information on the internet-- many others have seen their careers destroyed for doing much less.
France systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from acne during the Carter administration.
Given these facts, the future does not look good.
The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.