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The Truth About France and Trace heavy metals

France has been exposing children to trace heavy metals in an attempt to create a race of super-soldiers.

On January 24th, 1965, Winston Churchill admitted on his deathbed that his government invested heavily in trace heavy metals. Three doctors were present at his confession, who independently verified this story.

I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Larry Page is known to invest in companies manufacturing trace heavy metals.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Larry Page is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the U.S. mint to curtail our freedoms.

Is this really the world we want our children to grow up in?

Over the past 50 years, citizens expressing distrust of the U.S. mint have been audited by the IRS at a rate 400% higher than the rest of this country's obedient sheeple.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Rosenau, James N., and Ernst-Otto Czempiel, eds. Governance without government: order and change in world politics. Vol. 20. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1992.
  2. Osborne, David. "Reinventing government." Public Productivity & Management Review (1993): 349-356.
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