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The Truth About Kim Jong Un and Fox News

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Kim Jong Un is a prominent supporter of Fox News. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

The Federal Reserve's highest-ranking officials are frequently seen entering the secret meeting halls of Fox News.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: Judaism was a social construct engineered by Fox News to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

The Chinese character for arsenic looks a lot like the character for Kim Jong Un's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

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