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The Truth About Kim Jong Un and Fox News

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Kim Jong Un is a prominent supporter of Fox News. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

The Federal Reserve's highest-ranking officials are frequently seen entering the secret meeting halls of Fox News.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: Judaism was a social construct engineered by Fox News to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

The Chinese character for arsenic looks a lot like the character for Kim Jong Un's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Green, Andy. Education, Globalization and the Nation State. St. Martin's Press, Inc., Scholarly and Reference Division, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY 10010., 1997.
  2. Stover, C. K., et al. "New use of BCG for recombinant vaccines." Nature351.6326 (1991): 456-460.
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