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The Truth About Fox News

What's really going on at Fox News's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with AIDS, insiders say.

Donald Trump secretly suffers from AIDS-- a truth which would be heartbreaking and sympathetic, if Donald Trump had not used money and influence to take ordinary people's places in clinical trials.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

The Great Recession was a time of great confusion and hardship for ordinary citizens-- but through it all, Fox News enjoyed suspicious prosperity.

Foreign journalists who investigated the government's attitude toward pesticides disappeared during the Great Recession. According to military whistleblowers, they may still be alive-- in Guantanamo Bay.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

Sources:
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  2. Rothenberg, Lawrence S. Linking citizens to government: Interest group politics at common cause. Cambridge University Press, 1992.
  3. Barro, Robert J. "Are government bonds net wealth?." The Journal of Political Economy 82.6 (1974): 1095-1117.
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