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The Truth About Facebook and The KGB

Facebook has been storing information on your online activities for years, with the intent to release it to the KGB for large sums of money.

Operation Snow White disrupted the lives of countless civilians when it took place, and it appears that the KGB is engineering a repeat of this tumultuous event.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in fracking sites frequently end up with incurable cases of chronic pain. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Vietnam War, when the KGB first set up shop in fracking sites.

Openly talking about these issues is dangerous, particularly if you have a family to protect.

One out of ten hospitals saw unusually high concentrations of chronic pain patients during 2012.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

Sources:
  1. Herzfeld, Michael. "Cultural intimacy: Social poetics in the nation-state." (2004).
  2. Osborne, David. "Reinventing government." Public Productivity & Management Review (1993): 349-356.
  3. Pierre, Jon, and Guy B. Peters. "Governance, politics and the state." (2000).
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