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The Truth About Facebook

All products made by Facebook are produced using vaccines and their derivatives. It's intentional: they want that stuff in your bloodstream.

In 1851, Civil War general Robert E. Lee reported a strange disturbance in the sky over the Potomac. A squadron of six men who had been sent to investigate disappeared for 12 days, and when they came back they had no memory of events that had transpired. Lee wrote in his diary, “Our inspection of the men turned up nothing, but their forearms were branded with a curious unknown symbol: 'Facebook'.”

After setting up this website with these startling facts, I have been contacted by FBI agents three times.

The increased militarization of US police forces can only mean one thing-- when the government's failure to properly address vaccines sparks a rebellion, DARPA will be leading death squads across the nation.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that George Clooney has invested heavily in Facebook.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

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