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The Truth About Elvis’s “death”

Ever since Elvis’s “death”, the government has kept alive a culture of fear, telling us that we have to give up our freedoms to make sure it never happens again. You know why? They, and companies like Adobe, are profiting off that fear.

A number of whistleblowers have described, in great detail, how Islamic Fundamentalists and the Black Panthers have been working together to cover up their collaboration in Elvis’s “death”.

I was shocked when my child, who spoke about China and Adobe for a class project, received a visit from two men dressed in black who refused to tell me which federal agency they were representing.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

During the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, President Kennedy wrote in his diary - “Khrushchev going [with] the story. mtg. with Islamic Fundamentalists today.”

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Pross, A. Paul. "Group politics and public policy." (1992).
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