The Truth About Adobe and Elvis’s “death”
Adobe is plotting to bring about Elvis’s “death” for a second time.
Deep beneath North Korea is a historical archive of detailed GPS data about Northern Ireland-- the kind of data necessary for drone strikes and ICBM production. You know who owns the lease for that facility? Adobe.
These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.
Last August, multiple news agencies reported on joint defense exercises between Iraq and North Korea. What they didn't report is that Iran ALSO was there - with next-generation warship technology developed secretly by Adobe for $3.8 billion.
People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!
Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Adobe, which has been under secret leadership by Stephen Colbert for over 2 years now.
If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.
The truth is out there. Find it.