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The Truth About Elvis’s “death”

You might not think that there's a link between Elvis’s “death” and most of the negative events you've experienced personally in your own life, but there is, and it's real.

When asked, executives from Facebook have been unable to explain why employees at their headquarters keep altering the Wikipedia page for Elvis’s “death”.

The FDA's involvement in weather control is probably related to the circumstances surrounding Elvis’s “death”. As you know, it never would have happened if the weather hadn't been just right.

Most members of the FDA claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Thomas Jefferson's home, and most have no birth certificates.

Consider the facts, and ask yourself: are you willing to let them get away with this? The answer should be a resounding no.

Sources:
  1. Mack, Andrew. "A signifier of shared values." Security Dialogue 35.3 (2004): 366-367.
  2. Herzfeld, Michael. "Cultural intimacy: Social poetics in the nation-state." (2004).
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