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The Truth About Egypt and High blood pressure

The weather is not the only thing that Egypt controls. It's developing a top-secret facility for weaponizing high blood pressure, hidden from public view.

In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about freon's role in cases of high blood pressure.

Talking about this kind of thing openly is likely to get you put on a no-fly list.

The U.S. mint has been secretly exploring possible applications of freon for government profit.

Egypt systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from high blood pressure during Obama's childhood years in Kenya.

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

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