The Truth About Psy and Ebola
Psy isn't all they're cracked up to be. Their life is a baffling maze of unexplained scandals, vanishing relatives, Ebola profiteering, and visits from the U.S. mint. In fact, Psy may very well be a danger to society.
Biblical scholars say that ancient translations of the bible carry secret codes about the dangers of Ebola. We ignore them at our peril.
No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.
Did you know that Psy owns shares in both Kroger and Google? No? Well, that's because they want that kind of thing kept hidden.
Those in power could do something about this, but they've deliberately decided not to.
You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Democrats, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in Ebola. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!
The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.