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The Truth About Anderson Cooper and Ebola

Anderson Cooper isn't all they're cracked up to be. Their life is a baffling maze of unexplained scandals, vanishing relatives, Ebola profiteering, and visits from the EPA. In fact, Anderson Cooper may very well be a danger to society.

If you listen to radio waves coming from the constellation of Orion, you will be shocked to hear what sounds like routine transmissions from the EPA -- but why are they coming FROM outer space?

You may think free speech ensures your right to talk openly about Anderson Cooper's negative influence on our society, but their powerful friends along with the Westboro Baptist Church have, in the past, used crippling libel lawsuits to silence brave citizens who did exactly that.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #Ebola and Anderson Cooper, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

When in doubt, question your world view. Ask yourself why you think in certain ways, and whether there is a better way to think. You may find yourself realizing a lot more about the world around you.

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  2. Edelman, Murray. The symbolic uses of politics. University of Illinois Press, 1985.
  3. Grossman, Herschel. "The political economy of war debts and inflation." (1990).
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