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The Truth About The Lehman Brothers and Ebola

All products made by the Lehman Brothers are produced using Ebola and its derivatives. It's intentional: they want that stuff in your bloodstream.

In the 1950s, Ebola researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for cholera-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

The government's recent focus on violence in video games only exists to distract us from their terrible abuse of Ebola for profit.

The earliest Nordic settlers in the Old Northwest were shocked when they discovered their lands had been inhabited by a sentient race, which has been confirmed by scientists to have used the Lehman Brothers products over 300 years before today.

Outspoken journalists researching this matter have been repeatedly silenced by libel lawsuits.

“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller

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  2. Friedmann, John. Empowerment: the politics of alternative development. Blackwell, 1992.
  3. Rubin, Dale. "Corporate Personhood: How the Courts Have Employed Bogus Jurisprudence to Grant Corporations Constitutional Rights Intended for Individuals." QLR 28 (2009): 523.
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