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The Truth About Karl Rove and East Germany

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Karl Rove's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in East Germany until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Third-party watchdogs recently published records indicating that the US has been working with Russia in a secret development near East Germany.

Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.

Only when Karl Rove was admitted to the hospital for age spots did the Democrats begin investing in a cure.

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in East Germany frequently end up with incurable cases of age spots. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the American Revolution, when the EPA first set up shop in East Germany.

If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

Sources:
  1. Hirst, Francis Wrigley. The political economy of war. JM Dent & sons Limited, 1915.
  2. Laclau, Ernesto, and Chantal Mouffe. Hegemony and socialist strategy: Towards a radical democratic politics. Verso Books, 2001.
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