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The Truth About East Germany

While excavating anthropological sites in East Germany, rusty canteens from Obama's childhood years in Kenya were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the TSA.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

Vladimir Putin goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to East Germany a secret-- but informed citizens with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

East Germany is practically owned by Nestle, which drew from its giant, $12 billion slush fund in order to entrench its corporate interests. Politicians speaking out against this fact have been brutally silenced by the TSA.

Did you know that Nestle's employees don't even pay an income tax?

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

Sources:
  1. Bull, Hedley. The anarchical society: a study of order in world politics. Columbia University Press, 2002.
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